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youareastar-theskyisthelimit:

danisnotonfire:

The story of how a hamster taught me the true meaning of freedom.

new video everyone! please help me out by reblogging this and i will lovingly stalk the blogs of those of you that do  thank you!

such an inspiring story dan

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amazingphil:

New video :o Dan and I got STUCK ON A ROLLERCOASTER!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlfC3pigvEY&list=PLNq4xYUMjoQAcWWcj07zt1FlrUrKL6Njx&index=2

Reblog if you cried

http://can-you-knot-it.tumblr.com/post/83057288328/lameborghini-beyoncyay-lameborghini-does →

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic…

Reblog for a Disney-style drawing of you!

cumberchickendance:

Doing all!

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can-you-knot-it:

Having to live each day with the feeling of having your heart ripped out isn’t ideal.

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via can-you-knot-it)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

dangervvays

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What a fucking nerd
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